We are gathered here today to celebrate the life and understated influence of Mr. Nice.
Okay, that didn't work, I can't give a eulogy to save my life. (I also apologize if I mess up at your funeral, we can't all be perfect, eh?)
Look at the world today, apathy and selfishness abound everywhere. You, the one reading this, are guilty of it. Don't even try to deny it. I'm currently a university student (who has worked both part-time and full time jobs). I also have the benefit of having two brothers (one in high school; the other in primary). This gives me unique insight of sorts at all these levels. I constantly see the same themes bombarded everywhere: individuality, me first, no sharing, violence and sex. Of course apathy is a by-product this.
While you could argue that education starts from the home, I will tell you that you're spewing bullshit. And it's precisely one of the reasons, I do not want to have children (but that's another debate). You wake up at 6am; get ready for work; co